Good morning, My Old Buddy Hello, my dated buddy! You silly old clown! How’s that mountain out-of life you have been tumbling down? How’s you to little line section that have unlimited facts? Provides the red-colored corrosion of your energy come type into the bones? How’s you to used path from protection? Has they led you astray? What is you to? How in the morning I? Oh, I am ok.
:'( The heartbroken high schooler measures up his try to find want to their laptop’s search for Wi-fi. Thus haphazard, therefore volatile, very useless. Coooooooool.
Goodness I found Jesus shortly after. He was for the an effective diner restaurants hash browns. He previously among those enough time stands every so you’re able to himself. The guy was not are money grubbing otherwise anything. Set is pretty empty. I saw him play the crane game in route away- usually the one into material claw in addition to cuddly mass grave. He remaining opting for a rabbit inside the overalls.
Gay Parading Exactly why do these gay people usually procession as much as, being all homosexual?
The claw decided not to elevator it. Sooner, the guy gave up and you will leftover. I attempted to own some time. The newest rabbit’s just too heavy. I think whoever is the owner of it thing lay an unmovable doll bunny in there merely to bang which have everyone else.
Gypsy Toward Wednesday day, clear and you may relaxed, We went along to Astor Put along with good Gypsy read my personal palm or maybe just my deal with. She said my center try heavy and you will my direct is actually stuffed that have lies. But things such as one were not back at my hands, they hid behind my vision. The space is actually humdrum and dank and you may cooler but within
Pub Joke A beneficial priest, a good rabbi, and you may a pony head into a pub. The latest club blasts to the flame. The new pony escapes, simply to block from inside the a pond after that evening. As for the servizi incontri protestanti priest and rabbi? Turns out they were merely two almost every other horses. My personal error.
I’m Wise Such as for example a genius I’m wise like a wizard. You happen to be foolish such a keen idiot. I’m good-looking for example good prince. You happen to be unappealing such a frequent people. You will be sluggish such a foolish slug. I am timely like a cheetah. Nice knowing ya, SLUG! You are terrible including those types of people that shops at this foolish puppet shop. I’m steeped like the boy the master of you to dumb puppet shop.
Your girlfriend sucks. There isn’t a partner that is way better ’cause their partner sucks! You might be awkward instance an adverse waiter. I am suave eg a usher. You may be poor such as an old synthetic scoop. I’m good eg an astonishing-looking son. I am a few thumbs-up. Way-up. You will be a few thumbs down. Oops! You happen to be an enthusiastic ant. I’m the latest wise hoping mantis. Once you circumambulate, anyone part and you will make fun of.
As i circumambulate, anybody area and you may laugh. You draw. I don’t. I do not bring. You will do. I’m smart particularly a wizard. You may be foolish such as an enthusiastic idiot.
Like, a few months in the past, I happened to be at this gay pride parade and that you to boy on a massive homosexual drift kept parading up to, real gay-such
New Degree My first draft had a b+, thus i produced you to quick revise. I experienced new report back. What the fuck’s an F??
The latest Farmer The fresh sleeping character tries to bed. He could be drifting of if you are depending sheep. Hidden when you look at the wool, hand-knitted covers, the farmer matters his previous lovers.
I would like to Defeat One Death I would like to overcome you to definitely passing that have an outspoken target. I wish to get those types of highest-prevent style mannequins of the legs and bash your own rib crate in. I do want to sharpen 50 pencils, join these with a rubber band, stick the lead ends in your mouth, and strike the new erasers.